The trials and tribulations of a Resident Assistant
Most of my friends are CAs and I’m the NCC, so we’re all ResLife junkies. This summer, with departmental permission, we are making a little series of re-enactments of some of their funnier incidents. I think it would be cool to see other school’s related stories because some incidents are just too good to leave confidential. (But don’t break policies because that’s bad)
*sigh* Here we go.
So it seemed like a normal night of duty. Some of my staff members were doing rounds and one of the hallways kind of smelled gross/fishy. We were under the assumption our kids were just being their usually smelly selves.
Turns out the smell was coming from a resident’s fleshlight (sex toy) that he never cleaned after um using it…. The resident wasn’t present so his roommates had to clean up the mess and throw out the infamous fleshlight. Poor guys
I’ve never seen my staff laugh/cry/dry heave harder.